"I'd suspend my father but he deactivated his Twitter account the day before I took over." Elon Musk
Elon Musk's feelings were hurt. He didn't get the pleasure of suspending his father. We talked with his father.
I ran into Errol Musk, father of the richest man in the world in one of the few coffee houses in the world that will serve felines, as most people do not like the idea of cats on caffeine.
We asked him about his progeny.
He spat out a cat hair and started, “The kid was always a lucky idiot who would quickly ruin any enterprise he was involved in.
“That SpaceX thing is going to end up to be a total clusterfuck like nothing the world has ever seen. Colonize Mars? For whom? Can people breath the air on Mars? Is there any water?
“Tesla? Electric cars - great idea whose time has come. Started out great. But driverless? Now they’re running all over the place causing traffic jams, accidents and who knows how many lives will eventually be shortened by a tragic head on collision.
“He has no sense of humor at all. He has to pay people to laugh at what he thinks are his witty, funny remarks.
“When I heard that he was close to acquiring Twitter I deactivated my account, I wanted nothing to do with him.”
At this point his allergy to cat hair had rendered him incommunicable - I paid for his coffee and left.
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