If Cybertrucks are being held together by Scotch tape - what the hell is holding Space X together?

Musk ducks question

Thus far, Space X rockets are holding together.

But to tell you the truth, I’m worried. If co-President Musk is holding his Cybertrucks together with Scotch Tape - what the hell is holding the Space X rockets together.

I’m worried.

How long before chunks of these space vehicles start to fall from the sky.

I asked Musk about it.

He was very elusive telling me that the construction of his space vehicles is secret and patented. In other words word - he doesn’t have a clue.

“You know Tom - I just let the kids do what they want. They’re really bright teenagers and I would not presume to interfere with their engineering skills. A lot of them want to be engineers one day.

“It’s like when I bought Twitter and renamed it to ‘X’. I fired all the adults and let the kids run it. I had to ‘babysit’ them though. Their parents didn’t like them working thru the night with no adult supervision.

“And I gave them free rein. I spent a few nights with them, sleeping on my office floor, in case they had issues.

“I did take a few days off to spend time with my children and their moms. It can get a little confusing with so many wives and kids.

“Truthfully, I don’t even recall most of their names.

“But my dear feline friend - don’t worry about my multi-tasking. I can handle it - just look at the American government and my multiple businesses.

“It’s all good. When I finish building my city in Texas - we’ll have you over for dinner.”

That last statement scared the hell out of me - will I be on the menu?

That’s one invitation I will ignoring.

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