If Cybertrucks are being held together by Scotch tape - what the hell is holding Space X together?
Musk ducks question
Thus far, Space X rockets are holding together.
But to tell you the truth, I’m worried. If co-President Musk is holding his Cybertrucks together with Scotch Tape - what the hell is holding the Space X rockets together.
I’m worried.
How long before chunks of these space vehicles start to fall from the sky.
I asked Musk about it.
He was very elusive telling me that the construction of his space vehicles is secret and patented. In other words word - he doesn’t have a clue.
“You know Tom - I just let the kids do what they want. They’re really bright teenagers and I would not presume to interfere with their engineering skills. A lot of them want to be engineers one day.
“It’s like when I bought Twitter and renamed it to ‘X’. I fired all the adults and let the kids run it. I had to ‘babysit’ them though. Their parents didn’t like them working thru the night with no adult supervision.
“And I gave them free rein. I spent a few nights with them, sleeping on my office floor, in case they had issues.
“I did take a few days off to spend time with my children and their moms. It can get a little confusing with so many wives and kids.
“Truthfully, I don’t even recall most of their names.
“But my dear feline friend - don’t worry about my multi-tasking. I can handle it - just look at the American government and my multiple businesses.
“It’s all good. When I finish building my city in Texas - we’ll have you over for dinner.”
That last statement scared the hell out of me - will I be on the menu?
That’s one invitation I will ignoring.
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Well Tom, that reminded of the Twilight Episode “To Serve Man”. The aliens landed on earth with the message they were here to serve man. Turned out “to serve man” was a cookbook. You’re right to be suspicious with this one Tom.
Not much. That’s why they keep blowing up in the sky.