In order to retain broadcasting license, Fox News announces name change
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee Fox.
“The name change? Well Tom, the new name better describes what we are selling here and should keep us out of court. It will allow us to continue just as we are, without financial penalties or license loss, and best of all it means no major financial outlay on our part. It's all about the Benjamins now, isn't it Tom?"
That was the response from a Fox News Executive VP, who refused to give me his name, when I asked about the rumored brand change to “Fox Pseudo News” and the new motto - “News as WE see it.”.
These guys at Fox are kind of greasy.
He continued, “Not that it really matters to our faithful viewers. Like most MAGA types and the majority of our news staff, these guys are functionally illiterate. Even those who graduated from middle school won’t have a clue what ‘Pseudo’ means.
“Hell, even I had to look it up. And I’ve got my GED. ”
I had to bath for a full two hours after I left their offices. Non-stop.
No time for a snack. I feel faint.
I think I lost some weight.
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