In the past year Alex Jones has been giving millions in cash to friends and relatives 'for safe-keeping'
"You never know when a bank will go under. It's safer this way. Remember Lehman Brothers?"
It is said that Alex Jones has spent the past several months giving his few friends millions of dollars and rubles to hold for him.
The not too bright Trump fluffer explained, “It’s for safe-keeping. Yeah. Hundreds of banks go bankrupt every week in America. Remember Lehman Brothers? You never know when a bank will go under. It's safer this way."
Asked about the fact that most of the recipients of his largesse have been seen making some very expensive purchases, Jones screamed, “Who? Tell me who. I need names. They promised me they wouldn’t spend it. I’m going to get Rudy to check into this.
“I was advised to do this by the My Pillow Guy - you know Mike LIndell - if I can’t trust him to give me sound financial advice, who can I trust?”
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