Insurrectionist Plans On Using Jail Time Wisely
Losing weight, getting fit, exploring her sexuality, meditation
Jenna Ryan, the walking blonde joke, has plans. Big plans.
She is not going to waste her upcoming stint in prison gossiping and lallygagging around with the girls the way most ladies in prison do. She’s planning on getting fit and shedding a few of those white privilege pounds.
Or so she announced via TikTok. You gotta see this folks.
If cats get like this, we are put down.
You remember Jenna, right?
So full of white privilege that she took a private jet to Washington to participate in the January 6th insurrection.
When caught and confronted with her crime, she laughed it off declaring that she was too white, and too blonde, and her eyes were too blue to be sent to prison.
Sadly for Jen, the judge did not subscribe to CWP - Critical White Privilege.
Also, sadly for Jen, actual prison life will not be an episode of Orange Is The New Black as she is thinking.
Not like a freaking spa day - sorry Jen.
Sleep well.