Kevin McCarthy runs away from tough questions - and he runs fast
Yesterday's sprint was embarrassing for all involved
Sir Kevin the Coward is on his phone with his lord and master. He preferred to use the phone when talking with TFG, it eliminated the requisite kissing of ass and licking of shoes. It’s difficult to be a sycophant in the ‘Age of Spanky’.
“Sir Trump, your highness, milord, sorry to trouble you during your feasting and lavatory time but a woman reporter was mean to me.”
“Did you remember what I taught you about dealing with women?”
“Yes, your highness, I ran. I was going to kiss her, but I didn’t have my Tic Tacs with me. You taught me well, ‘the correct response to a woman - kiss or run and always lie’. I’ll never forget it sir.
“I told her that it’s not good to talk in hallways. I don’t want people to witness me breaking down in tears attempting to answer a girl’s question. I told her to make an appointment with my secretary and that I think I may have openings after the midterms.”
Trump belched and threw up a chunk of KFC chicken beak before replying, “You did well. I only wish Rona was as obedient. That’s what you get when you put a woman in charge. I mean look at Nancy. And all those damn female governors. How did it get like this Kevin? When did we lose our way? When did we cede so much control?”
“A question for the ages sir.”
Now I’m just a cat but seriously, the question wasn’t that difficult and was already on the record. Why did he run? And seriously folks, he ran. The difficult question Rachel Scott asked him concerned the RNC’s resolution, which described the Jan. 6 rioters as “ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse”.
However, today when a male journalist asked a similar question - Kevin stood and chatted for a full 45 seconds or so before fleeing. No running. Just meandered off.
So, the question remains, is Kevin the coward scared of the question or of women?
Anyone get the impression that ole Kev might be an Incel as well as a toady MAGAt?