Well, Merrick is set to sub-contract yet another job he is too terrified to undertake.
Why the fuck did he take the job in the first place?
He doesn’t seem overly-interested in doing any of the tasks that normally accrue to this position. He ain’t no Bobby Kennedy that’s for sure.
Do you think RFK would’ve hesitated going after his brother if he suspected that they were sharing Marilyn Monroe?
This cat gets the feeling that Garland would have been much happier sitting on the SCOTUS bench - the best part-time job in the USA.
I asked Merrick about his sub-contracting his job to a Temp Agency.
“Fuck off cat,” was his reply, “What business is it of yours? Instead of sticking your little pink nose into business to which you have no right. You should be chasing some of the vermin in this rodent infested office. And it wouldn’t hurt if you killed a fly or two. They’re swarming all over the Trump files in this office. Spiders have covered all the folders with webs. I won’t go into the room we have set aside for Trump family files. Wasps have built numerous nests in there. Now why don’t you go catch a rat or something?”
It was at this point that I brought up the fact that I do, in fact, hold a Masters degree in Law from Harvard.
He thought about it for a moment, then asked humbly, “Would you like to handle the Steve Bannon case?”
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