Is RFK Jr a MAGAt mole?
He needs the cash - I dropped in on him the other day. He was surprisingly genial.
Despite being a Kennedy, RFK Jr needs cash, a lot of cash - and fast.
It seems that the closest thing we have to royalty here in the USA has spent most of his fortune on DJT GQP donations and a ‘safe way to prevent COVID’.
Thus far, the most RFK Jr. has done in the battle against COVID is hide in his basement and watch old DJT speeches that he has recorded on his Betamax VCR.
“I haven’t seen sunlight for two years,” he proudly boasted to me, “I only go outside when it’s cloudy. Rudy Giuliani and the Pillow Dude told me that COVID spreads in the sunlight.
“All my meals are made right here in the mansion by immigrant staff who love me. I think. I don’t really speak their language. But they have a pet name for me - ‘pendejo’.
“A lot of people are saying I should be running for the Republicans, but I just don’t like people like Liz Cheney and John McCain.”
I reminded him that Mr. McCain had passed away a few years ago and Ms. Cheney was persona non gratis in the Republican Party.”
Junior seemed startled.
“I never saw a mention of that in Breitbart or on Newsmax. It must be fake news. Well cat, I’ve got a Democrat meeting to get to. So I’ll have to cut this short - Lauren is coming over to discuss ammo supplies.
“But do drop by whenever you can, I’m usually here in the basement. I sleep down here too, in an oxygen tent.”
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