Is Trump planning to flee to Saudi Arabia?

Skips tribute to dead USA soldiers to golf with Saudis

I have an instinct, as all felines do, in my fine cat brain that pseudo part-time co-president Trump is planning to flee to Saudi Arabia.

Instead of showing up to honor returning deceased USA soldiers the other day, he chose to go golfing with his soon-to-be Arabian compatriots.

WTAF?

This is an outrage - and I’m not seeing a lot of coverage in the world of news.

Is Trump planning to flee to Saudi Arabia in order to avoid the shit storm of legal proceedings that are sure to follow the end of his tenure as golfer-in-chief?

Speaking with staff at the White House. I am informed that he is seldom seen in the Oval Office.

According to one staff member, who asked not to be named, he is only seen very late at night packing up documents - which I can only assume are sold to various American enemies around the globe.

Should he abandon his position of POTUS, that leaves us with Maybelline eye model JD Vance to run the show.

This scares the shit out of me.

Beware America.

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