"It never got weird enough for me." HST

Trump turns White House lawn into a car lot

I was chatting with ex-President Donny when I heard that he was turning the White House into a Tesla Vehicle dealership.

“Well Tom, you know me. Always willing to help out a fellow American.

“Elon needed help with the rapidly disappearing sales of his magnificent Tesla line of vehicles.

“As you may know, sales of President Musk’s line of magnificent and beautiful vehicles have dropped rapidly since he took the job of POTUS away from me in exchange for a lot of money.

“There is a lot of open space around the White House - we saw how much room there is during that little get together of American patriots January 6, 2021.

“President Musk was crying the blues to me about the diminishing sales of his vehicles, when my yuge brain kicked in.

“I told him he needed a spot with lots of room for foot traffic in a situation like this. People. He needed a spot with a lot of foot traffic.

“That’s when it struck me. I told him that we don’t do much here at the White House - what with all the staff being fired. Let’s sell your vehicles here at the White House.

“We’ve got a lot of space and empty offices we could use for the paperwork. We could set up our own finance company and offices to finance the purchases.

“And that, my dear friend Tom, is how the White House is finally get used properly.”

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