Ivanka spends 8 hours with Jan 6 committee - most of it flogging Trump merchandise
Ivanka Trump had her day in court (so to speak), and took full advantage of the captive audience to mercilessly flog Trump merchandise for six hours of the eight she was in front of the committee via Zoom.
Committee members attempted to halt the carnage at hour three by offering her cash to stop.
“No, not enough,” she replied to each proffered amount.
Finally, at hour eight she agreed to an amount of $300,000 to ‘shut the f**k up’.
“If 300K was enough for Stormy, it’s enough for me.”
When the carnage finally stopped several of the committee members were taken to hospital and treated for anxiety disorders.
One committee member remarked after the ordeal, “Well it’s easy to see why she didn’t need to be subpoenaed the way most Trumps have to be. This was a sales call and she will, no doubt, be taking a tax write off for her time.”
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