I've really got to find something (anything) for Nick to do

He self-banished himself from election news and he is going a bit insane

Damn static

Bonfires using the WaPo as fuel, feeding me every half hour, changing my litter up to six times a day - even if I am in the middle of a bowel movement - and trying to read Vietnamese fiction, even though he doesn’t understand a word of it.

These are just a few of the self distractions Nick has been doing in an attempt to avoid election news.

Next, I am expecting him to buy a selection of Looney Toon cartoon videos for him to watch as a distraction.

I like the ultra clean litter box and multi-meals, but I resent the litter being changed while I am in mid-BM.

The over-feeding, I enjoy it for a bit - but as my belly grows, all the fur has been scraped off on the ground as I walk around. Which gives me motivation to nap most of the day. As if that was motivation I needed.

What I don’t enjoy is being called “Old Baldy” by my feline friends. Nick just calls me Baldy.

I really don’t know what is worse - the growing belly, the name calling, and now he’s talking about a twice-a-day bathing in the tub or perhaps showering me each morning.

I’d run away but I can barely move and the static build up in my beautiful coat is going to electrocute me.

#Kamala for President!

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