Jared Kushner’s dream is about to come true.
He has been patiently waiting for the genocide of the Palestinian people while Bibi Netanyahu, his best friend except for a few Arabs, finishes eliminating all Palestinians in Gaza.
I managed to have a little chat with him as he waited impatiently while his private jet was preparing for another all too frequent trip to Saudi.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard his voice live. Just quotes in various news outlets. There was something surreal hearing him speak first hand.
His voice sounds like fingernails on a blackboard. My fur was on end the whole time he talked.
He’s not a nice guy.
“How the fuck did you get in here cat?
“I don’t even allow my wife and kids to get this close to me - unless it’s for a photo op - which was mandated by the purchase agreement I signed with TFG on the day of our marriage.
“Okay cat, you asked about me acquiring the Gaza stip. We’re so close now. Bibi promises me that I should own it by Hanukah. And then you just watch what I do with it. Construction equipment is at the ready by the border - we’re anxious to get to work.
“It’s going to be THE vacation destination for wealthy people and oligarchs the world over.
“Las Vegas - forget about it. I’m talking beachfront hotels, casinos, brothels and synagogues. All beachfront.
“There will be swimming pools, saunas, tennis courts, a pickleball court, a 36 hole golf course and massage parlors with brothels attached.
“All within walking distance of your five-star hotel. And not a starving Palestinian to be seen. Anywhere.
“I’m even going to have a personal groomer to give me my twice-daily haircut and shave.”
It was about then a couple of thugs popped by and put me in a burlap sack and tossed me into the cargo hold of an airplane bound for somewhere in one of the southern states, where shooting cats is legal and pays well.
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Thanks for saying the quiet part out loud - it’s all just been a giant land grab.
He's already looking at it as the new Miami... ugh.