Jared excited about owning Gaza
"We're almost there."
Jared Kushner’s dream is about to come true.
He has been patiently waiting for the genocide of the Palestinian people while Bibi Netanyahu, his best friend except for a few Arabs, finishes eliminating all Palestinians in Gaza.
I managed to have a little chat with him as he waited impatiently while his private jet was preparing for another all too frequent trip to Saudi.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard his voice live. Just quotes in various news outlets. There was something surreal hearing him speak first hand.
His voice sounds like fingernails on a blackboard. My fur was on end the whole time he talked.
He’s not a nice guy.
“How the fuck did you get in here cat?
“I don’t even allow my wife and kids to get this close to me - unless it’s for a photo op - which was mandated by the purchase agreement I signed with TFG on the day of our marriage.
“Okay cat, you asked about me acquiring the Gaza stip. We’re so close now. Bibi promises me that I should own it by Hanukah. And then you just watch what I do with it. Construction equipment is at the ready by the border - we’re anxious to get to work.
“It’s going to be THE vacation destination for wealthy people and oligarchs the world over.
“Las Vegas - forget about it. I’m talking beachfront hotels, casinos, brothels and synagogues. All beachfront.
“There will be swimming pools, saunas, tennis courts, a pickleball court, a 36 hole golf course and massage parlors with brothels attached.
“All within walking distance of your five-star hotel. And not a starving Palestinian to be seen. Anywhere.
“I’m even going to have a personal groomer to give me my twice-daily haircut and shave.”
It was about then a couple of thugs popped by and put me in a burlap sack and tossed me into the cargo hold of an airplane bound for somewhere in one of the southern states, where shooting cats is legal and pays well.
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Thanks for saying the quiet part out loud - it’s all just been a giant land grab.
He's already looking at it as the new Miami... ugh.