JD Vance finally makes the news
The American public and journos seem to have forgotten all about him
I finally saw a news article about space filler VP JD Vance in a few reputable news sources the other day.
Does anybody remember who he is?
He’s been President Musk’s piss-boy for the last little while, filling in for Trump when Donny is taking his dance lessons or having YUGE McDonalds’ bowel movement.
I asked him about his numerous name changes.
“Oh Tom, it took me a long time to settle on a moniker that would put cash in my pocket. You would not believe how many people now think that JD Vance is an investment firm - and the money is pouring into my personal bank account.
“Most Americans could not tell you who the Veep is or what he does. It’s like hiding in plain sight.”
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Still sporting that eyeliner, I see. I'm surprised he doesn't catch more heat for that given all the GOP's transphobia and hyperbolic performance of toxic masculinity. Do you think he carries it in his man-purse?
Who?