JD Vance versus Jeanine Pirro - who wears makeup better?
Jeanine certainly wears more
“Without my makeup I am five pounds lighter,” Ms Pirro told me.
‘President’ Trump is pressuring Senate and House Reps to wear make-up, threatening to unseat them if they do not start applying make-up (at taxpayer expense).
“Just look at how beautiful Vance and Pirro are. I want all my members to look that beautiful. I am beautiful enough so I won’t be subject to this.”
I was chatting with a Maybelline make-up artist who does makeup for both JD Vance and Jeanine Pirro and they admitted that Vance was the easier of the two to work with.
“Jeanine’s makeup is getting to the point where it is actually embedded in her skin. She wears it like a second skin. I seriously don’t think we could remove it without using a sandblaster and chisel. It doesn’t take much time to make her up these days. Barely a touchup. She’d be five pounds lighter without makeup,
“But there are days when chunks of it have fallen off and we have to do a repair job. She is very abusive when chunks fall off. We’ve been very lucky so far - no on-air accidents thus far - but I think it won’t be long.
“One good thing - she wears it all the time- we don’t have to remove it after a show.
“As for Vance - he’s been asking questions about the possibility of dying his makeup into his skin so he doesn’t have to hang around and wait after an on-air appearance. Not that he does anything else except make TV appearances.
He has no work to do but he wants to get to the bar before closing time.