Joe Manchin not running for re-election - sets sights on the Oval Office
Pondering a Presidential run?
I had a chat with coal fanatic Joe Manchin today shortly after he announced that he would be giving up his senate seat before he’s tossed out.
I asked him about the rumors that he is considering an independent run for POTUS and if he had anyone in mind for a running mate.
“Well cat, I briefly considered RFK Jr, but the Kennedy clan do not have a history of longevity - John, John Jr., Bobby. You see where I’m coming from?
“And people say that coal is bad for your health - what a joke.
“So right now I’m thinking about Kyrsten Sinema, if I can just get her off the Warby Parker eyeglasse virtual try-on website long enough to have her attention.
“Apparently she spends a good portion of her waking hours online buying eyeglasses and bizarre clothing.
“Female VP’s aren’t allowed to do too much - I think it would be a perfect fit for her.”
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Joe Manchin is about the same as Sinema. Useless. He calls himself a Democrat, and he’s about as far free m it as he manly possible.
I’m afraid that IF he rubs on a third-party ticket, as he’s highly contemplating, it’s going to be nothing but a ‘shoe horn’ for Trumputin, or whoever ends up on the Republican Party ticket.
What Manchin needs to do is retire, go back to his coal business he promoted and built while he was serving in the Senate, and go into the clouds as a ‘has been’, and ‘washed up’!