Joe Manchin throws lumps of coal at protestors from deck of his yacht
Contemplates a third party run for POTUS to distract from his performance as a Dem-GOP - "It'll be a whole new group of new people who hate me. I'm looking forward to it."
Earlier this week, while Joe Manchin was lounging on the deck of his yacht contemplating his political future, he was savagely attacked by a group of citizens protesting his stand on coal production and his waffling between the GOP and Dems.
He retaliated by throwing lumps of coal at them. One lump actually punched a whole in the floor of one of the kayaks and sank it.
“There’s a lot more where that comes from. Half the cargo on this yacht is coal. I like having it near me wherever I happen to be. I’ve also got a trump full in my Lambo,” he told me as he offered me a lump of ‘comfort coal’ to help protect myself.
Now I’m just a cat, and as I mentioned before, I see conspiracies everywhere.
But his gift of comfort coal almost touched me. It was evidence that this monster turncoat actually may have a heart or feel human feelings.
Where will Joe land in the 2024 elction? Dem or GOP?
It is starting to appear that the answer is none of the above.
Apparently, Joe is seriously considering a run at the big seat - POTUS - under the banner of a third party.
His reasoning - “They seem to care about the poor oft-maligned coal industry. And if I had a heart that is where it would lie.”
Joe was coughing and spitting as he gasped for a breath of air. The result of a life spent in coal country. He grabbed a proferred respirator and choked out the words, “I think you better leave cat - I think I may have an allergy to cat dander. Please fuck off.”
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