'Judge' Jeanine Pirro to take Tucker Carlson's time slot

"We're just waiting for her to get out of detox. Until then we will be rotating hosts."

I’m just a cat.

And as you know, cats are inherently curious creatures.

With Tucker Carlson’s departure from Fox News I had questions.

So I sat down with an unnamed Fox spokesperson and asked why their number one draw was given the boot.

“The real reason we let Tucker go? We’re broke. We couldn’t afford to pay him after Dominion. And we’ve still got Smartmatic to deal with.

“There are many other lawsuits we’re dealing with as well. But those two are the biggies. And consequently there’s a long list of expensive staff on the chopping block. Hannity is next I think.”

That was the word from Fox late this afternoon.

“We’ve decided to move Jeanine Pirro to Tucker’s spot. She works cheap - a box or two of wine a day, a Big Mac with fries, an apple pie and a place to sleep. That’s all she wants.

“We're just waiting until we can get her into detox. Until then we will be rotating hosts in Tucker’s time slot.”

I wanted to speak with Ms. Pirro but was told she was passed out on the sofa in her office and doesn’t usually regain consciousness until just before show time.

One last thing - I really want to know what Tucker is going to do with all J6 video that Kevin McCarthy gifted him.

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