Junior and Guilfoyle - a house full of White House furniture and white powder
FBI report - "It was all covered in a white power of some sort"
The case of the missing White House furniture has been solved.
Evidence has recently come to light indicating that boxes of incriminating documents were not the only thing that the crime family Trump removed from DC as they fled America for the extradition and prosecution free state of Florida.
One of the removal men, plumber and Trump spokesman, G. Gordon Liddy Jr. has been talking about the move.
“So, you won’t use my name, right? Promise? Okay, I’ll tell you what happened that day. Roger Stone had ordered me and some other ‘plumbers’ to show up at 6 AM and follow Melania around as she pointed out what had to be moved. We first realized that something was up when she requested that we remove the Kennedy desk, you know it? The Resolute Desk. You know the one I’m talking about? Anyway, when we refused, she started whipping us. I have no idea where the whip came from - it just appeared. She then led us through the residence whipping us to indicate that a piece was to be removed.
“That whip stung and drew blood, so we didn’t dare refuse or question her. She was like one of the dominatrices at the Mar-a-Lardo clubhouse. $400 an hour. Sorry about that but I was ordered to hype the resort.”
When asked about the theft, the FBI indicated that most of the furnishings and art pieces have been recovered from the DJT Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle home.
“It was so weird. It was all covered in white powder.”
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