“It was so nice and quiet in there. I wasn’t allowed any electronics. I heard no news. No visitors. My wife wasn’t even allowed to visit. It was so nice to have a break from her ranting and raving about antifa. And her conspiracy theories. Those are the worst. I want to come back. Show a little compassion. Please, please, in the name of all that is good and holy, pleae readmit me,” Thomas begged the hospital administrator.
“No can do. Beds are in short supply, what with the pandemic and all. Whoops, sorry I forgot you and your wife are part of the MAGA crowd. You guys think COVID is a hoax, don’t you?”
“Give me a little credit. That’s my wife’s thing. I’m a Supreme Court Justice, a job for which I wasn’t qualified and never wanted, by the way. Damn Bush. He needed a black conservative. I was it, barely any judicial experience. I was scared shitless sitting there with all those white folk. I didn’t say a word for weeks. And then the whole Anita Hill thing. Kavanaugh had it easy.”
“Yeah, you’ve had a rough time, but I’m sorry - a lunatic traitorous wife is not a valid medical emergency reason for hospitalization. You might want to check upstairs with the people in the psychiatric ward. Perhaps they can help you out with some Xanax - or something stronger.”
“Oh damn. Just remembered. Mark Meadows. I wonder what fresh hell today will bring.”
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