Justice Thomas refuses to resign - even for a million dollars
"I'm not resigning - even for a million dollars. My wife has a very expensive hobby."
TV’s best late night news host, John Oliver has offered SCOTUS Trump sycophant hanger-on Justice Thomas a million dollars to fuck off.
I’m just a feline but I think he should take it. I asked the Trump brown noser why he doesn’t jump at the offer.
“Well Tom, if I were to do that my wife would go batshit crazy. Even more so than she is now. She’d spend it on whacko shit.
“Remember January 6th? She was instrumental in organizing that particular shit show. It cost me a small fortune - fortunately I have rich friends who happen to be very generous and hate for me to go without.
“They seen to know my every thought - if I’m feeling burnt out from working a couple of months a year - they put me on a private jet and send us off on an all inclusive holiday. I’m seeing so much of the world. Gratis. Doesn’t cost me a cent.
“And believe me, between slaving away in SCOTUS, and my wife’s hare-brained hobbies, I need the rest. And the bags of cash that usually accompany the vacays.
“A million dollars? That would be a freaking pay cut if I were to resign my part-time SCOTUS gig.
“Ginni can spend a million in an evening at a MAGAt meeting. Oliver also offered me a $2 million tour bus. I prefer flying or ocean cruising. He expects me to drive? Crazy - I don’t even have a driver’s license.”
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Plus he's not done playing grab-ass in the office.......
Well jeez Tom. I guess it took a pissed off cat to get the truth out of him. I thought he preferred camping in Walmart parking lots in his Winnebago, hanging out with the regular folk. So disappointing😹