Kari Lake to be evicted from Mar-a-Lago
She's taken up residence at Mar-a-Lago and Trump dislikes the attention she's getting. "She's got a big fucking mouth. She's loud and annoying. That's MY thing."
Kari Lake is an intrusive person. Can we all agree on that?
She has figured out that there is no possible way she will go any further in American politics on her own with that personality. She has to dilute some of her personality. She has to find a sponsor - just like in AA.
To that end she has decided to move into Mar-a-Lardo and hang around DJT, hyping herself as a perfect running mate.
TFG however isn’t sure that this mouthy, ignorant female fascist is the way to go.
First of all - there really is no room on the ticket for two super-inflated ego narcissists.
TFG confided in me, as he often does when no one else will listen, “You know Tom, the presidency is my last lifeline, as they used to say on my all-time favourite TV show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? I have every episode taped and like to rewatch them when Fox News attempts to air something serious.
“But if I don’t win the Presidency I have no doubt something nasty is going to happen to me. The American justice system, long a friend of mine that I could fuck with, will turn nasty on me.
“So I really don’t think that Kari is the way to go as a running mate. And frankly I’m sick of her hanging around Mar-a-Largo. Her complaining and whining about how she was cheated out of a seat is far too reminiscent of me for the voting public to tolerate for very long.
“First of all - she’s a broad. She’s loud and I’ve got MTG for that. She’s unlikeable in most of the country just like Margie. And there is no way I would ever consider Three Names as a running mate. If I’m going to have a skirt on the ticket - I’d pick Ivanka before her and Jughead move to Saudi.
“And second, she has the personality of a shit sandwich, I’ve got Junior for that. Of course he’d have to spend a lot of the campaign in rehab, which I’m sure a lot of the public would appreciate, but it wouldn’t do jack-shit for me.
“RFK Jr. kind of interests me. We agree on so many things. The whole vaccine thing - brilliant. Almost as good as my ‘stolen election’ scam. And it can’t hurt having a Kennedy on the ticket.”
I pointed out that RFK Jr. is a Dem.
TFG looked puzzled before breaking out in laughter, “Oh Tom, you’re always fucking with me.”
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