"Keep your mouth shut or we muzzle you."
Trump's legal team
“When we are in the court - not a fucking word will pass from your mouth.”
Words of wisdom from Trump’s legal team.
“You keep that massive trap of yours shut and listen. I know that you are functionally incapable of that, but if you don’t, they WILL muzzle you like the dog you are.
“You are to listen not speak, I realize that you are functionally incapable of such a feat. But it is soooo important. If you lapse into beaking off - as you always do - you will end up in a cell for the night and have to watch the procedings on CCTV. Do you fucking understand?
“Now take this pill, it will render you incapable of speech for two hours, that should be enough.
“These are the same pills that Barron slips into your breakfast Big Mac. You’ll be okay.
“Now do you fucking understand?”
Trump nods.
“But what if I have to go to the washroom?”
“Just go in your diaper. After these past two months we’re used to it. Just be warned - should you go in your Depends, many people will leave the courtroom. They still love you but there’s only so much they can put up with.
“Take comfort that the judge and court officials will be forced to remain. Although they may call for a recess while the courtroom is fumigated.”
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