Kennedy clan orders RFK Jr to change his last name

"Such an embarrassment to the family."

Members of the Kennedy family, all of whom asked not to be named, have told me that the family has ordered RFK Jr to have his last name changed.

“We don’t care what he does with his first name but he has to stop using the family name. Such an embarrassment to the family. We’ll take this to court if we have to. We have friends in the courts. A lot of them would not have jobs if it weren’t for this family. They owe us.”

RF?. What surname will he choose? He doesn’t dare disobey the family. I’m partial to Robert F Bannon-Stone myself. I think it best if he drops the ‘Jr’ - such a slap in the face to Bobby’s memory and legacy.

“If he insists on going on as he has been, what does that do to future generations of little Kennedys who are planning for careers in public service,” one irate Kennedy asked.

“We have to stop him. I have fourteen children and several of them are already making plans for a future in public service.

“We haven’t had something this embarrassing since Jack’s Bay of Pigs thing and Teddy’s little fuck up in Chappaquiddick. Fortunately both carried on and were able to redeem themselves - Jack by virtue of an assassination, and Teddy by doing penance in the Senate for years and years.

“But this. Hanging out with the worst of the GQP scum and shunning medical science.

“There’s no coming back from this.”

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