Kevin McCarthy selling off House assets while Emily Kohrs' social life blooms
"Hell, I'd even sell off the Speaker's Chair if the money was right." - Kevin McCarthy
Crime in broad daylight. Totally ignored it seems.
Although there appears to be some question as to the legality of House Leader and Trump-fanboy Kevin McCarthy’s passing on of thousands of hour of J6 video to Tucker ‘Anything for My Network’ Carson, Kevin does not want to curb his generosity.
I’ve heard that for 12 Cup of Noodles Kevin has sold some of the Capitol artwork to the QAnon Shaman to hang on his cell wall.
“We’re in a good mood this week, anything and everything goes. And I love noodles, good brain food. It’s a staple in my diet.”
Rumors are running rampant that Kevin also gave political neophyte Emily Kohrs “a whole lot of classified material” for throwing a monkey wrench into the Georgia Special Grand Jury’s credibility by giving her giddy series of interviews with anyone and everyone who would listen this week.
“Oh boy, all this attention, national TV and my first bra all in one week. And I think a boy likes me. He calls himself a ‘proud boy’ and has asked if I can get on his jury. I love these jury thingies. I’ve never had so many friends in my whole life.
“Mr. McCarthy told me that he could arrange to have me placed on ALL the Proud Boy Grand Juries and trials if I want.
“I have to thank Mr. Trump - had he not come up with this idea to get the Georgia case dismissed, I’d still be sitting at home knitting sweaters for my 27 cats. Check out my Etsy Shop.”
I’m just a cat and I don’t know about any of you, but something about this just does not seem right.
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