King Charles III to revoke India's independence and install Prince Harry as leader
"I'm killing two birds with one stone. Getting rid of Harry and Meghan will be a load off my mind. I don't really give a flying fuck about India. And Modi pisses me off."
The King is not amused.
Larry the No 10 Cat says that ‘Charlie has his knickers in a twist’ as we spoke of the week’s events in Old Blighty.
Larry reported that the King popped into No 10 this week ranting and raving, “Bloody Harry and his wog wife. They’ve been nothing but a pain in the arse since they got married. And don’t get me started on India.”
Exhausted from having to deal the “embarrassing behavior” of his son, as well as the sickening mess that PM Modi is making in India, King Charles III today announced that he would be revoking India’s independence and installing his son as leader of the Asian subcontinent of India.
"I'm killing two birds with one stone. Getting rid of Harry and Meghan will be a load off my mind. I don't really give a flying fuck about India, but the No 10 moggy tells me that it is giving Rishi sleepless nights. I feel bad for that particular wog. Mater liked him. Rishi is pretty decent chap as far as foreigners go.
“My uncle, the Lord Mountbatten, the viceroy of India back in the day, used to wax poetic about the Indian hill stations. We Brits have a connection with India and we hate to see a PM like Modi behave so boorishly.
“Seriously - he threw a Gandhi out of parliament and had him sentenced to prison for two years. Rubbish.
“I wonder what kind of thought process went into that decision. Gandhis are sacrosanct in India. And to lock him up for two years, unthinkable. Undemocratic. Word has it the Indian populace doesn’t know what to make of it.
“What a shite show.”
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