When ‘Kami-Kwasi’ Kwarteng arrived back in London, after cutting short his participation in the annual IMF meeting in Washington, he realized that there had been no need to rush.
“I didn't expect this. Liz obviously grew a spine while I was gone. Or she channeled Maggie Thatcher."
Asked what his future plans would be, the ex-Chancellor speculated, “I’m thinking of applying for American citizenship and joining up with Donald Trump and his lot.”
“Apparently the Republican party welcomes anyone, no mater how inept, unintelligible and borderline criminal they might be. Even if they’ve been in prison. Surely there’s a place for me within that bunch. They’ve even got a catchy name - MAGATS. Yes, I am going to America to become a Maggot.”
“And from what I’ve learned by watching a chap named Tucker Carlson on Fox News, they welcome people of color with open arms.”
“Apparently an organization named KKK are already planning a party for me. A formal affair, it’s called a ‘Necktie Party’. A lot of southern governors will be participating.”
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