Kyrsten, Kari and Kanye join forces under Trump banner
Group of attention seekers hope to keep spotlight on themselves by forming 'KKK Coalition'
Seeking to resurrect his train-wreck of a career and reputation, Trump lapdog and Mar-a-Lago house pet Kanye West has announced he will join with Kyrsten Sinema and Kari Lake to form a coalition of assholes that most Americans consider pitiful attention seekers and a waste of oxygen, skin and airtime.
Wardrobe change and wig expert Kyrsten Sinema explained, “The three of us are at the forefront of the most hated and lampooned people in America and it just made sense that we should band together. Strength in numbers and all that. And latching on to Donald Trump was only logical. He knows all the sources of funds that we can tap into, avoid prosecution and shift blame to Hunter Biden.”
Kari Lake was asked about the name of the group and its similarity to the ultra-Nazi super-hate group of the racist Ku Klux Klan and told us that they are in the process of changing the group name.
Kari explained, “We seem to have attracted a lot of very good people - albeit very scary and heavily armed pyromaniacs and as such we are considering a name change.”
Lake went on to say that the group is also looking forward to welcoming loud mouth pipe-bomber Marjorie Taylor Greene and high school dropout Lauren Boebert.
“Public interest in their type of politics seems to be waning and they need a place to call home. We think we can be that home.”
“We considered approaching Joe Manchin to join us, but it was pointed out that he seems to be doing well enough on his own - a yacht, a mansion and a Maserati on a Senator’s salary? We can’t compete with the payola old Joe is raking in from the coal industry.”
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