Kyrsten Sinema suggests that Boebert try running in Alaska
"They'll elect anyone."
After proving that I was no longer a male, a bit embarrassing I admit, I was allowed to sit in on a all-woman convo the other day between Kyrsten Sinema and Lauren Boebert.
Kyrsten had some sage words of advice for Lauren, who is currently looking for a constituency in which to run for House Rep.
Kyrsten summed it up nicely - “Divorced, delinquent children, personality of a shit sandwich. She’s got it all. Remember Alaska is the state that elected an unknown mayor of a podunk town to the position of governor who later went on to run for VPOTUS.
After raising my tail and having my missing manhood inspected, Kyrsten continued her convo with Lauren, “And everyone in Alaska carries a gun. You will be right at home.
“You’re a big gun fan. Perfect for the GQP. And you’re no stupider than Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan or Sarah Palin.
“And Sarah went on to run for VP with one of the best GOP presidential candidates ever - Senator John S. McCain III. How the fuck that liaison ever happened is beyond me.
“Just look at the GQP since McCain is gone.
“I think that a presidential ticket of Boebert and Palin could be a real winner with the non-misogynistic members of the GQP. Granted that is a short list, but after TFG you guys just might be a breath of fresh air.
“And the way the Trump investigation is going, there will be a shortage of male candidates, as it seems likely a lot of them will be incarcerated after the dust settles on the whole Trump crime family shit show.
“I read an article recently about how bad it was in the TFG administration. An awful lot of drug use to help everyone thru the days of TFG.White House.
“And don’t get me started on the pollsters using 1960’s polling methods. I hear half of the people being polled just quit half-way thru. So polls are useless. Waste of time and news coverage.”
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Perfect place for Boobert to go! Hang out with her sister from another mother. Or maybe it’s the same mother. Could be where they got their matching, gun toting, barely perceptible IQ’s. The cats and I need to discuss this matter. We will get back to you with a full report.
HAHAHAHA... you freaking nailed it! That's exactly where Bobo needs to go!!!!