Warning - Kyrsten Sinema’s outrageous behavior and appearance is about to be kicked up a notch or two, I fear.
The bi-party, bi-sexual, DINO attention-seeking Senator has finally succumbed to mental illness, something that has been obvious to all for some time now.
We talked to a heavily medicated Sinema in the psych ward of an unnamed hospital. (We promised the hospital administrator that we would not publish anything that might identify the facility - here’s a link for those who’d like to visit her.)
Kyrsten explained, “I can’t keep doing this. I mean, I dress like a drunken teenage prostitute of unknown gender. There was a time when that was enough. Now people expect me to be in favor of things and do my job. I’ve made my career by being against everything. Now no one is paying any attention to me. Not the press, not the GOP, not the Dems - no one. And I’m sure if I had any friends, they wouldn’t be paying any attention to me either.
“I really thought that once I checked into this drool bin the media would pay some attention. Nothing - just a fucking cat who wouldn’t even pay me for the interview. Instead he offered me some catnip, Tender Vittles and a rubber mouse.
“I even tried to lure Jeanine Pirro with a couple of boxes of wine. She said that she would love to but there was a cocaine orgy at Madison Cawthorn’s house that she could not miss. This time of the year is mating season for her breed of drunken, noisy Fox reporters. She’s got her eye on Peter Doocy.”
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