La Niña coming to Texas - Ted Cruz prepares
He's more accurate than a groundhog seeing his shadow
It was announced this week that our weather will soon be switching from the current El Niño (warm) to La Niña (not nice).
This information is rather redundant for those who inexplicably follow Ted Cruz.
He signaled a change in weather and an upcoming warm family vacation trip by proposing a bill amendment that would offer heat-seeking politicians a dedicated security escort at airports as well as quick screening outside of public view.
What could this possibly mean?
I’m just a cat, but I see conspiracy theories everywhere.
To my feline mind, this indicates that Senator is clearly preparing for La Niña by escaping its accompanying unpleasant weather.
Whether or not his family will be involved is something we haven’t figured out yet.
I am expecting his amendment will cover family members.
Personally, I thought that perhaps his next act would be something along the lines of actually doing something for the people of the state of the Lone Star state, effectively his employers.
I guess one cannot underestimate the selfishness of this Canadian immigrant,
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