The week’s end.
Time for my weekly catch-up with The No 10 Cat.
Took me a minute to track him down before finding him on the campaign trail in Liverpool.
Next up? He tells me he will be heading to Manchester, where he and his team will attend a victory party in honour of Man City - the sweethearts of the UK this week after defeating Real Madrid in the semifinal to advance to the Champion League final.
I’m not really a big soccer (football) fan but even I found the game exciting - I love chasing the players around the screen, Stupid I know - but it’s a cat thing.
I highly recommend that you two-legs try it at least once - good for your hand/paw eye coordination and it’s relaxing. Try it. I’m serious.
Maybe if moreTories did it, they wouldn’t keep missing the target, or so Larry says. Larry’s idea of a joke. He sounds like Elon Musk and I told him so.
“You just don’t understand British humour. And as for Elon, well Elon’s humour is straight up knock-knock joke humour, no intellect to speak of but he does seem to possess an uncontrollable innate ability to detect a lucrative idea coming from someone else.
“That has got to be a gift his father gave him. I see he’s starting to blow up rockets in earth’s vicinity. Not sure if that particular event was planned or just an accident. I’ll tell you I will not be riding with him to Mars.
“Populating Mars - have you ever heard of such a middle school idea? It’s like he’s attempting to impress teenage girls and boys. Those kids should follow a real news source.
“So should Elon. Twitter is not news.”
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