Had a long chat with Larry the Cat about Boris Johnson. Larry is the rightful owner of No. 10 Downing Street.
“He just won’t leave. Freaking squatter. And he’s still having parties. It’s disgusting - the booze. The pot. The wife swapping. And they blow pot smoke in my face. They try to get me stoned. They think it’s funny. And a couple of those Conservative cabinet ministers are into bestiality. I’ve really got to watch my backside.
“And don’t get me started on his diet. Fried meat with every meal. I wouldn’t mind but he refuses to share. Not even a little piece of bacon or sausage. I’ve never seem him eat a vegetable or piece of fruit.”
I was as sympathetic as I could be and tried to explain that we had gone thru something similar in the US.
Although, where BoJo has agreed to eventually leave, the fat orange man with the dead rabbit stapled to his head is still fighting the results of an election held almost two years ago.