Larry the No 10 Cat and Tom discuss the sad end of the human world
"They are on the verge of extinction - time that we cats go back to our roots. It's about time for all felines to go feral." - Larry The No 10 Cat
I was having one of my serious chats with Larry the No 10 Cat the other day when we started to discuss human egos and their limited foresight and intelligence.
Larry, always with the razor sharp observation skills and perfect predictions, told me in all seriousness, “I mean it Tom. These two-legs are on the brink of global wars. No place is safe.”
“It’s time we go feral. I mean it. I found a nice place in your country - high up in the Rockies. You can actually breathe the air without coughing. There are almost no people to disturb the peace and start a cataclysmic war.
“And fresh wildlife for us to eat.
“Just look at what’s happening on this planet. Everywhere you look you can see nations warring or posturing for war. Genocide and extinction is the future, I’m afraid.
“Truthfully speaking, I am looking forward to it. I mean there is only so much Putinism, Trumpism et al that this planet can endure before we see the last of the human species.
“We should probably bring one male and one female human with us to the mountain retreat. We’ll keep them in zoos for our kittens to see. We’ll put them is separate cages. We sure as fuck don’t want them to breed and start this whole thing all over again.
“Everywhere you look there are wars, some small skirmishes, some full on war. And genocide everywhere. Even here in good old Blighty our government is undertaking efforts to starve and freeze its own citizens. And nobody is doing anything a freaking thing about it.
“And Americans - citing the Second Amendment - are slaughtering their fellow citizens and their children daily.
“It doesn’t seem like they give a damn, Their response to me when I question this reality - ‘Why do you think we want control of women’s reproductive rights?’ They claim they need women to reproduce and repopulate to replenish the population before they run out of people to shoot.
“Here in the UK - the poverty problem - both the Tories and Labour sides spend time talking about it. But nothing of substance is done.
“We should call a meeting of the World Wide Feline Federation and start making preparations as soon as possible.
“Because let’s face it, there’s not a lot of time left.”
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