Larry the No 10 cat and 'Trickle Down Liz'
Larry the No 10 Cat - future PM of Britain. I made a huge donation to his campaign, thanks to Nick's AppleID.
I’m feeling a little guilty - or as guilty as a cat can feel.
But at least I didn’t invite all my feral friends over while Nick is away again. That really did not go well last time.
One of the females had kittens in Nick’s closet and it was a few weeks before we discovered them. And that only happened when the mother moved them from the closet and placed them under one of the pillows on Nick’s bed before she ran off proclaiming, “I’ve done my bit, the rest is up to you. And there’s a real hot tom in the neighborhood I’d like to get to know. Just give the kittens a handful of live rodents once a day.”
Anyway - after his last trip to Phnom Penh I wasn’t allowed to have any friends over while he was gone, so I did the next best thing - I phoned them. Silly humans.
I just happen to know his AppleID and password so I also went on a bit of a shopping spree. I was unaware how many products you can buy wth an Apple ID. I think I’m safe from his wrath for a while before he gets his bank statement. But we now have AppleTV+, I watched quite a few series I had never seen or heard of.
And then I thought I should touch base with Larry the No 10 cat, As you know he’s planning to run for PM. He’s been campaigning pretty hard. I made a large donation. And I was curious to hear how he was getting along with his new tenant - Liz Truss.
“Oh fuck, she’s a nightmare. ‘Trickle down this and trickle down’ that. She has a picture of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher over her bed. Trickle down? Does the world really need to try voodoo economics yet again?”
“The rich got exponentially richer and ordinary citizens got crumbs. And the rich will donate a massive amount to Liz’s next campaign. Did none of the Tories study economics? It has been said over and over - fine in theory, doesn’t do fuck all in the real world.”
“And she complains all night. Every single night she whines, “Everyone is mean to me. Always yelling at me and asking real tough questions. Sadly, I fired most of the people who could’ve answered the questions.”
“She spends most of her time feeling sorry for herself and then goes to bed where her sobbing can be heard throughout No 10. It’s damn creepy.”
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