Larry the No 10 Cat, disillusioned with UK's future, said to be considering emigrating to Canada
"Tories have f'ed this country permanently beyond repair. Perhaps it's time for me to move to Canada or one of the other colonies."
Had my weekly chin-wag with Larry the No 10 Cat last nite and he is in a bad way. I piggy backed on a BBC interview he was having and got all the details I needed.
Disillusioned, disappointed and desperate. That is how best to describe Larry these days.
“I don’t know that even I could straighten out this shit show, Tom. Sometimes I think that I should just quit. Maybe move to Canada, raise some beavers.
24 Sussex could use a cat, I’m sure. And PM Justin seems to be one of the more level-headed world leaders around in this day and age of insanity.”
I posited that should he leave, the people of the UK, and most of Europe, would have little to no hope whatsoever.
Boris, Farage and their ilk are still there and seem to be destined to live forever, gaining popularity like beings from a bad horror film. Gaining strength. Fuck things up - taking a sabbatical - forced or otherwise - and returning like monsters in the third reel of a third rate horror movie.
What hope does a single cat like Larry have?
“I’m just one being, and without the support of the two legs, this is clearly an exercise in futility. They have the attention span of canaries, and will have forgotten about BoJo’s behaviour by election day.
“And all they have to do is compare him to the Iron Lady, and he appears to be the second coming of Winston Churchill.
“I’d very briefly considered America as my new home, but without opposable thumbs, it would be impossible to operate an AR15, which I am led to believe is mandatory for anyone applying for admission to the USA.”
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