Larry the No 10 Cat giving up on political involvement
"Really cutting into nap time and we cats need our eighteen hours a day."
The other day a very weary, exhausted Larry the No 10 Cat told me that he was done with politics.
As some of you may recall, Larry, fed up with the antics and chicanery of the UK Tory government, decided that he could not possibly be worse than the collection of fraudsters they are currently being paid copious amounts to do fuck-all for the British people.
Many of the UK population are starving and freezing, much to the disinterest and in some cases, actual delight, of the ruling Tory do-nothings.
Larry told me that he’ll have nothing but time to work on his book revealing what he discovered as a pseudo-politician.
“The most blatant waste of taxpayer money can be seen if you regard Jacob Rees-Mogg, who fled to the back-bench after Sunak took the reigns of the Tories as leader after Lettuce Liz Truss started to wilt.
“She was bound and determined to outlast a head of lettuce and actually made it.
“Rees-Mogg was scared that Sunak wouldn’t allow his nap time during sessions and felt it was better for his reputation if he slept out of sight on a back bench.”
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