Larry the No 10 Cat offers some advice to George Santos - a potential Tory MP contender in the UK
When Larry the No 10 Cat and I chatted this weekend, he had sage words of advice for George Santos.
“Don’t screw with other Tories.”
Those were Larry the No 10 Cat’s words of advice to George Santos as George considers fleeing America for the safety of the UK Houses of Parliament.
“He sure does dress the part of a good Tory. Shirt, sweater vest, and jacket - those are must haves to keep Tories warm since they do not have hearts to pump blood throughout their bodies.
“He changes his look often - glasses, no glasses - makes him hard to pick out in a police line-up, a definite plus for a Tory MP. Especially when they’re up on sexual assault and harassment charges - which happens far more frequently than anyone knows.
“And he’s going to need a massive house. Preferably in a longtime Tory stronghold. I’m sure he’s taken enough from his campaign funds to afford a nice brick pile in the countryside. From what I understand he does like to spend his campaign funds for his expensive novelties - botox, OnlyFans, luxury travel, etc. All of this spells Tory contender.
“But his surname - now that’s a problem. First - it sounds very ethnic - not something Tories care for. He should change his surname - and make sure it’s hyphenated.
“Nothing says Tory like an Anglo-Saxon hyphenated surname, an expensive auto with a driver, and of course, a concubine.
“And the pièce de résistance - an attitude of superiority.”
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