Lauren Boebert calls for compulsory gun carrying for all Americans over the age of six

"If they know the alphabet, they should be carrying a gun."

Boebert’s American Dream

The 2024 Super Bowl Celebrations in Kansas City took an American Republican ‘right to carry’ turn when a typical USA mass shooting took place earlier today.

Lauren Boebert, a GQP renegade, took time out of her busy schedule of finding a district in which to run in 2024, is calling for a nationwide law requiring all American citizens over the age of six-years-old to own as big a gun as they can carry.

“This’ll put an end to these mass shootings, as exciting as they are.

“If every citizen in the US carried a gun there would be a real drop in mass shootings. Oh sure, they’ll still happen, but if everybody had a gun and took a shot at the person doing the mass shooting, I’m positive we’ll see a drop in the number of people killed or injured.

“We’ll never stop mass shootings but we can certainly cut down on the body count.”

I was curious and asked her, given the commotion that always occurs during these frequent, almost daily shootings, how they could be certain they were shooting at the correct person.

“Oh I’m sure a few dozen innocent people will be mistakenly killed but at least they will have died doing something good for America.

“President Trump will have a problem with the alphabet requirement but I’m sure he can hire someone to take the test. Maybe one of his Wharton friends who took exams for him when he was in college.”