'Lettuce' Liz Truss wants to help TFG

She's looking for something to do - she's bored

Liz Trus was in a quandary.

There seemed to be no future in British politics for her. She had reached her best before date as so many heads of lettuces do. She had run out of political parties. Her future in the UK seemed tenuous at best, even if she could find a party to take another chance on her.

She could attempt to emulate Jacob Rees-Mogg and just lay around the House, napping and lunching but still loathed by the British population - mainly due to the fact that he does nothing but nap and eat. Let’s face it - he’s a punchline.

As is Lettuce Liz, who as you may recall was outlasted by a head of lettuce in her position as Prime Minister before ‘Richie’ Rich Sunak took over.

Liz was never really cut out to be PM, during her couple of weeks in the No 10 bed and breakfast, she cared more about the state of her flat in No 10 than she did about the country, Constantly complaining that No 10 was shoddy, full of fleas, and cocktails were always served late.

So has decided to set sail for the colonies, specifically the good old US of A and lend a hand to good friend and acquaintance, Donald J Trump who seems to be going thru a bit of a tough spot at present.

At least as part of TFG’s carny show, she had a chance (albeit a slim one) of getting paid before the former POTUS, who is finding himself a little short of funds to pay the myriad of judgements against him, not to mention his devoted staff.

Liz remarked, “At least I’ll stand a chance of being paid for my expertise. And the price of pesticide laden lettuce in America is so high that many Americans are going without.

“I can bring a boatload of lettuce. Lettuce I was gifted after by the UK Tories after my departure from the PMO.

“I can pass it out to the people in much the same manner as Trump tossed power towel at the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico. I’ll be a modern day hero.”