Locked in a hotel bathroom - a cat's revenge
You didn't think I was going to let this go, did you?
Well, when Nick locked me up in the bathroom yesterday he didn’t count on cat ingenuity. Or revenge.
Not much to do in that little room but I made the best of it.
After a two hour power nap on the cold marble floor I spotted his bath towel hanging invitingly on a towel rack. I pulled it down, had a nap on it and then vomited up one of the rodents I had eaten for breakfast.
On his towel. Which was now covered in cat hair. Beyond cleaning - it had to be trashed. So Nick is without his favorite towel. I told him he doesn’t need it and could just lick himself dry - just like we cats do.
Now the sound of water running soothes me, and being a cat blessed with ingenuity, I soon discovered how to turn on the taps to the sink and shower - and let the water run.
Nick blamed himself for forgetting to turn off the taps - once. He soon realized that it was me running the water and flushing the toilet. Yes, I figured that out too. I love the sound of a toilet flushing. Nick doesn’t.
That ended my imprisonment.
But Nick had one more surprise for me.
A leash and harness.
That’s right - he had purchased a kitty harness and leash so we could go for walks together.
I was mortified and struggled as he strapped me in and we set out for a little “bonding time”. I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
Tomorrow - more on our ‘walk’ which turned out to be more of a ‘drag’ than Nick had bargained on.