Mag the Hag Three-Names - "We should honor Lee Harvey Oswald with 'post-humus' Medal of Honor"
"He had three names too, I like that."
Well, the hag is at it again.
No committees, no work - far too much time to think. When we cats have this much time, we sleep. Someone should drug her. Or better yet, put her to sleep.
When it was explained to her that humus is decayed organic matter that forms in soil, she replied, showing a firm grasp of science, “I’m sure that after all this time he’s definitely decayed.”
The Oswald request comes hard on the heels of her recommendation that mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse be given the medal.
“Tears” Rittenhouse, as he is known around Mar-A-Lardo, speaking on the phone, expressed gratitude that he should be in such illustrious company.
“Mr. Oswald has always been a hero of mine. My mom’s too.”