MAGAt spokesman - "Show your anger - spoil your ballot with a bullet"
"It'll be just like January 6th - with less violence - we'll show them."
A MAGAt spokesman (he insisted we call him a spokesman not a spokesperson, and we were to make it clear that he was a Christian of some description) has called for a non-violent form of protest against the “woke people”.
Christian J Crudités III of New Orleans spoke with us on the condition of anonymity - a condition I ignored of course (I am a cat after all - cats don’t do conditions - it’s our way or no way).
He spat a tobacco plug onto the floor of my hotel room and began, “Late last nite when I was saying my nightly prayer of subservience to Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich and Donald J Trump, it suddenly came to me as if Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert were speaking directly to me.
“All this bad press and the hearings, and grand jury things - could have been avoided if we just used our votes like normal Americans. A lot of our people didn’t bother to vote - most were too busy searching pizza parlors for baby eating Democrats, and watching Saint Tucker and Father Sean on Fox.
“So I figure if we show up at the polls with our guns, and spoil our ballots by putting a bullet hole thru them, well that we would show our anger.”
It was becoming clear that Christian J Crudités III had not thought this out completely, and got extremely angry when I pointed out that their chosen candidates would have no chance of winning. Spoiling ballots would simply result in a larger victory and majorities in both houses for the Democrats. And using guns to mark their ballots would just result in more violence and more arrests.
It was clear that he did not like being told the truth.
Trump’s MAGAts do not like truth.
They are not accustomed to it. They have been listening to lies for over six years and are quite content with being told what their heroes want them to hear.
He started shooting at me and I jumped out of the window.
I am quite accustomed to being shot at - I grew up in the deep south where teenage boys have been brought up believing that ‘if you can’t eat it, use it for target practice’.
Just like Don Jr. and Eric.
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