MAGAts extremely antsy - would prefer to start killing sooner rather than later
Sought permission from Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point meeting
The more things change the more they stay the same.
It’s been almost a year since the election, Spanky continues to whine about being robbed of the presidency, the WSJ is still giving him ink, and Charlie Kirk is refereeing a young bunch of blood thirsty savage MAGAts, decrying “medical and corporate fascism” at a Boise Turning Point Klan gathering.
“When can we start killing,” they impatiently wondered out loud.
“We got some guns, as is our second amendment right, and we want to use them. When can we kill for Spanky? We wanna kill for our president. Spanky promised us.”
When asked why he was so anxious to get the killing started, the young man, Cletus Bannon, who asked that his name not be used said, “There’s nothing to do these days. We’re bored. The rallies aren’t as exciting as they used to be. No one shows up. And I’m sick of listening to that song “Gloria”. And worse - watching Spanky and his gang dancing on stage. It is not a pretty sight. I wanna kill someone or something. That’s why I got into this.”
Kirk, as usual, blamed the left for the bloodlust while warning against the slaughtering of innocent people saying, “They are trying to make you do something that will be violent - that will justify a takeover of your freedoms and liberties, the likes of which we have never seen.”
No one in the crowd could comprehend what the fuck he meant and assumed it was a tacit approval of their plans.
It was at that point they stormed out of the meeting like an NHL hockey team taking to the ice yelling, “It’s time to kill for our team”, as they waved their weapons and tiki torches while shooting up a few vehicles in the parking lot.