Spanky, twice impeached, one term president of few life-time accomplishments, and his daughter (one of those few accomplishments), wannabe pole dancer Ivanka, are sitting in the roach, rat and snake infested kitchen at Spanky’s home in Florida. A state where many Americans choose to retire.
“So, what do you think? Can we sell this to Jughead and his dad? They didn’t see that Forbes article, did they? We’ve got to get rid of that hotel. Sucking me dry. What the hell was I thinking? As bad as those fucking casinos.”
“Don’t worry about Jared, daddy. He’s not that bright, I keep telling you. He still thinks the kids are his. Besides, he spends all his time playing with the swords MBS gave him, he seems to have stopped reading now that you aren’t assigning him tasks. You know, he still thinks he stopped the Israel-Palestine conflict.”
Spanky laughs, “Twenty-five books he read. Or so he said. What an idiot. Is he still reading up on COVID?”
“No - just plays with the swords. I should not have given him the money to buy them from the White House. Damn near cut off his toes playing with them - numerous times. Blood all over the house. I am getting tired of running him to the hospital for stitches. He’s going to lop off his dick one of these days. No problem though. It’s not like he actually uses it for what it’s meant to be used. Just pees thru it.”
“We have to sell the hotel, don’t forget you and the boys own a piece of it too. Don’t want you to get stuck. And Junior needs the cash.”
“Why? He’ll just blow it on blow, and that loud mouthed slut-bucket girlfriend of his. She just gives me the creeps. I get the feeling I’m going to catch a disease from her. I have to shower after every time I talk to her. Yuck.”
“Yeah me too. But I’d still do her. No, Junior is thinking about politics - he likes the idea - best grift we ever had and he wants more of that easy money. Influence peddling. No life like it. And I want to get back into it.”
“Oh daddy, you’d do her? You’d screw a pile of rocks if you thought there was a snake in it.”