Man who is attempting to start an internal war in his own country is heartbroken

"I wanted the Nobel Peace Prize so badly."

“You know, my little cat friend, the Nobel Peace Prize was something I wanted so badly.”

I looked at him quizzically and asked, “Are you totally insane? You spend most of your days trying to rip your own country apart.

“I realize you want to be some semblance of royalty. But sorry Donnie, a delusional lunatic who is the process of tearing his own country apart does not come anywhere near being a Nobel candidate. That’s WWII shit - and we know what happened there.”

DJT wiped tears from his snake like eyes and started crying and sobbing.

“I’m not done Tom. I will shred this country apart and appoint myself King. Things are proceeding nicely. I am a great bullshitter and Americans believe anything I say.

“I can lie and convince the population that the country is falling apart - soon it will be mine - all mine. I can make up as much bullshit as I want and my followers believe me.

“Why do you think I chose the people I did to make up the cabinet. They have no idea what they’re doing and will give six different answers and explanations to any question asked of them.

“Just look at the bunch of them. I wouldn’t trust any of them to fill my leaky Tesla tires with air.

“By the way Tom, do you know anyone who wants to buy a Tesla? It was a gift from an ex-friend.”

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