Manchin and Sinema officially welcomed as members of Republican Party
Not unlike like a Mafia swearing in
Wednesday night saw the GOP officially welcome Senators Joe ‘Hold my coal’ Manchin, and Kyrsten ‘Do these clothes and this hair color make me look insane’ Sinema to the party.
The ceremony was not unlike becoming “made” in the Cosa Nostra (Mafia), the organization upon which the GOP is based. The GOP formally got the money-grubbing politicians into their little rats’ nest with the defeat of the voting rights legislation on Wednesday night.
Membership fees have been paid by the coal lobby and the lunatic traitor lobby. The lunatic lobby, as you will recall, has owned many Republicans for decades.
Membership director, Sally-May Jones of Arkansas, speaking to me after the official swearing in, said that the organization had been trying for a year to get the pair to commit.
“Now that they’re officially members we can actively pursue our agenda. We are very close to having the House as well and are in the process of purchasing a few Reps to complete our takeover.”