Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan to advise Pierre Poilievre
"It's not like we do anything worthwhile here."
Today the Pierre Poileivre campaign team announced that they have secured the services of major MAGAT stars, James Jordan and Matthew Gaetz to shepherd their candidate for Canada’s next PM.
I asked Gaetz about the move.
“Well you know cat, it’s not like we do anything useful here in DC. I'm trying to convince Jordan to join me. This could be a real cash cow for us. My campaign donors have pretty much stopped their donations. I need cash.
“And from what I’ve seen of Poilievre, he could really use some advice.
“For example - he tells partial truths that he’s heard on Fox and various right wing Canadian radio talk shows. Damn Canadians think that a bit of truth in their blathering will inject a semblance of reality and sway opinions.
“Let’s face it - Canadian neo-Nazis have already made up their minds to vote for him. It’s that middle group of undecided that we’re going to help him target.”
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