“I intend to finish what DeSantis started. The complete and total decimation of the state of Florida. I alone can do it.”
That was Matt Gaetz’s response when I asked what the future holds for him. It is clear that he cannot do much less for Florida in the US House than he already hasn’t done, so the teen girl loving pimp has set his sights on the governorship of his home state.
“There’s only so many friends and voters my daddy can buy me, but as governor I’ll have the whole Florida treasury to buy a new set.
“And truthfully, it’ll be nice to buy my own way out of trouble without having to rely on my dad. His influence only extends so far.
“I know I’m still popular with the Trump MAGAt crowd, but let’s face it - their numbers are dwindling with each of his indictments and rallies. I need a new base.”
I reminded him that the governorship might require him to do actual work and asked if he was up to the task.
“I will carry on the DeSantis battle with American criminals like Disney, schools and woke men and women. I plan to imprison a lot of the Florida teens who refuse to work for me. Don’t worry - I have plans.
“I just can’t attend anymore rallies with MTG. She is such a loose cannon.”
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