Matt Gaetz considers running for governor of Fla.
"I was fired from my job at the all-girls school."
Chatting with Matt Gaetz the other day I happened to ask him how his teaching position was going at a Florida all-girls school.
“Well Tom, I’ve got to be truthful - as you know truth is a new muscle for me - I was fired.
“I swear I thought she was sixteen years old. Turns out she was fourteen - how the hell was I to know that?”
I asked the child rapist what’s next for him.
“You know Tom, I am revisiting the idea of running for governor. DeSantis has had his time as boss of the aged population of Florida. Most of them are over eighty years of age and I’m positive that the majority have no clue who the incumbent is.
“From what I hear most of them sleep in coffins in case they pack it in while they sleep - saves a lot of time.
“The Musk/Trump presidency is certain to erase any memory of who the hell the current Governor is. He has had his day and his public has no idea what he’s talking about.
“I’m really hoping that I get Eileen Cannon as a judge in the rape case.”
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Isn’t that Eddie Munster? I’m not sure if you got The Munsters in Canada Tom. But I’m sure that’s who this pedophile guy is. It’s a pretty old show so I’m sure the older crowd in Frida will recognize him.